Saturday, July 31, 2010

the man, the myth, the legend behind the bunny


in honor of the new hugh hefner documentary being released this weekend, flavorwire has compiled a list of 57 things you did not know about hugh hefner.

#4 is my favorite...

oh no, i've said too much....

sing for me!

so i'm waiting at the bus stop this morning listening to the white stripes live album (solid AM music choice, i know...) when a random yet really strong thought came into mind: i absolutely hate it when musicians ask the crowd to sing!

ok, don't get me wrong. i love to sing. i can't sing to save my life, but i love to do it. hell, i even won third place in a kareoke contest while i was SOBER! (sidenote: the six-pack that i won served much purpose at the night's afterparty.) however, i don't go to a concert to hear the crowd serenade me. with all due respect to mr. or mrs. joe shmo, you may sing, and you may sing with all your might. but i came out to hear jack fuckin' white (or insert band of choice here) sing to me! and i expect nothing less!

i guess part of the reason i get so irritated by this is because you know they're only doing it for one of two reasons: 1) they forgot the lyrics; or 2) they can't hit the octive of which they need to sing in. i call bullshit. i don't expect you to sound like the record. hell, i'd be greatly disappointed if i went to a live show and heard nothing out-of-the-ordinary coming from the stage. but c'mon, man... sing for me!

...or better yet: let's all sing together :)

Friday, July 30, 2010

random friday night lyric

i wanna kiss you
but if i do then i might miss you, babe

20 years of tall tales

the black crowes webisode series will kick off august 3rd. it's the same day the band's first ever double album is released, showcasing favorite tracks and rarities in an all-acoustic format.

they kicked off their electric/acoustic shows last week and plan on touring throughout the fall and into winter, winding down at the fillmore in san francisco right before christmas. if you have never seen them, or you simply can't wait to see them again (and again and again... and maybe even again), get your tickets and shake your moneymaker because once this tour is over, they plan on going on "indefinate hiatus."

bittersweet.

new music a year and a half after his death?

sure.... why not? RIP MJJ.

today's reason to celebrate: national cheesecake day

calling all dessert fanatics, it's national cheesecake day! this worldwide favorite can be eaten plain or topped with your favorite fruits. its crispy pastry crust combined with a creamy, rich center will leave you asking for seconds.

cheesecake is a wonderful dessert because it can be made in so many different flavors. some fan favorites are peanut butter cup, key lime, raspberry white chocolate and rocky road.

to celebrate national cheesecake day, many pastry shops will give away cheesecake at a discount (or even for free!) buy or make your favorite flavor of cheesecake today to celebrate this glorious occasion!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

now featuring: two movies i STILL haven't seen!

wanted: distraction

please?!

thank you :)

lyrics of the day

been there, done that, messed around.
i’m having fun, don’t put me down.
i’ll never let you sweep me off my feet.

i won’t let you in again.
the messages i’ve tried to send,
my information's just not going in.

burnin’ bridges shore to shore,
i’ll break away from something more.
i’m not to not to love until it’s cheap.

been there, done that, messed around.
i’m having fun, don’t put me down.
i’ll never let you sweep me off my feet.

this time baby,
i’ll be, bulletproof.
this time baby,
i’ll be, bulletproof.

i won’t let you turn around
and tell me now, i’m much too proud
to walk away from something when it’s dead.

do do do your dirty words
come out to play when you are heard?
there’s certain things that should be left unsaid.

tick tick tick tick on the watch
and life’s too short for me to stop,
oh baby, your time is running out.

i won’t let you turn around,
and tell me now, i'm much too proud.
all you do is fill me up with doubt.

this time baby,
i’ll be, bulletproof.
this time baby,
i’ll be, bulletproof.

~ la roux, "bulletproof"

text from last night

"i'm trying not to jerk off so that when i eventually have sex it will be awesome... but it's really hard!"

obviously

getting laid > getting sleep.


juuuuust sayin'!

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

swoon.

today's reason to celebrate: national milk chocolate day

chocoholics unite! and unite we will. according to the national confectioners association, 65% of american chocolate eaters prefer milk chocolate.

so today, national milk chocolate day, head to the store (or dip into your secret candy drawer) and eat some milk chocolate. you'd better hurry though, there might not be any left for you!

many of our favorite treats are made with milk chocolate, including "s'mores", chocolate chips and candy bars. however you prefer your milk chocolate, indulge your taste buds on this special holiday!

Monday, July 26, 2010

today's reason to celebrate: all or nothing day

how does one observe all or nothing day? the answer is different for everyone, but rest assured this is not a holiday to be taken lightly.

all or nothing day is a day to take risks and live on the edge. it's a day to live like it's your last, so be sure to make peace with your enemies, spend time with your loved ones, and to do something you've always wanted to do.

spend today trying new foods, seeking thrills and adventures, and giving all you've got, because all or nothing day only happens once a year!

playboy goes big screen

Sunday, July 25, 2010

mad men: recap

so i just finished watching mad men. i wasn't impressed, as i'm often not with first episodes of new seasons. but i do enjoy watching the show. for some reason, i always expect something to... happen. maybe a burglary or someone getting hit by a car? where's the tragedy, people?!?! i do love watching don draper have sex though. mostly because i wouldn't mind having sex with don draper (what?!?) i'm excited for the new season, can't wait to see what happens (especially with betty because she is a miserable, miserable character) and hope that there are more don draper sex scenes in the near future.

the end.

Friday, July 23, 2010

the periodic table of mad men

hello! my name is...

knightly kritosaurus kaufman.

what's yours?

today's reason to celebrate: national hot dog day

with ketchup, mustard, onions, or relish, no one would argue that hot dogs are truly delish! hot dogs are a timeless american tradition and are favorite food to eat at baseball games and cookouts.

other common names for hot dogs are frankfurters, franks, wieners, and dogs. They are also often the subject of food-eating competitions on new york's coney island and elsewhere across the globe. did you know that the world’s largest hot dog was 1,996 feet long? it was created by sara lee corporation in honor of the 1996 olympics.

the national hot dog & sausage council estimates americans consume 20 billion hot dogs a year. what's a few more to celebrate national hot dog day?

Thursday, July 22, 2010

random fact of the day

in germany the general age of consent is 15 years, but in the case of prostitution a young person remains legally a minor until he or she reaches 18.

thanks mba.

today's reason to celebrate: hammock day

picture this: it's mid-july, the sun is shining, and you feel completely relaxed. this is the essence of hammock day. while the origins of this holiday are unknown, hammock day exists to remind us to slow down, relax, and enjoy summer because it will be over soon!

hammocks have been around for centuries. the earliest hammocks were made in the caribbean, two hundred years before the Spanish conquest. they were later introduced in europe by christopher columbus, who learned about them from the native americans. since then, hammocks have been a necessity on many naval vessels as a place for the crew to sleep and as a way to conserve space.

hammocks can be made from many different materials including fiber, canvas, rope, leather, and plastic. take a few minutes today to chill out, enjoy a summer beverage, and pay hommage to the hammock.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

poor little rich girl

if i was a man i'd make my move...

periodic table of irrational nonsense

quote of the day

"i like me better naked"

today's reason to celebrate: national junk food day

got a sweet tooth? crave salty snacks? today's the day for you: it's national junk food day!

today is a not a day for calorie-counting or weight watching. it's a day to indulge in all of your favorite snacks. take advantage of this reason to celebrate by guiltlessly enjoying your favorite treats. when else do you have an excuse to eat all of the unhealthy snacks that you know you shouldn't eat, but really want!

grab a bag of buttery popcorn at the movies, have some french fries at the ball game, or get an ice cream sundae for dessert. whatever you do, enjoy national junk food day with at least one of your guilty pleasures! you can start back on your diet tomorrow, right?

today's BEST NEWS EVER!!!!

taylor swift is releasing her new album on october 25th!

wOO hOO! me luuuurves me some swifty! :)

ready for WEEDS

awake

(apparently) never. sleeping. again.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

"what kind of music do you listen to?"

please don't say this.

best. dictionary. ever.

...but i guess only if you're cool enough to be mentioned in a rock & roll song.

i'm not. whatEVER.

foursquare reetee

i think it's funny that i have so many friends on foursquare (so many = 14) yet i have no idea how to use the damn website.

giggles!

mad men: the dictionary

who else can't mofo wait for sunday night!?!

get naked!

rolling stone encourages it :)

target takes manhattan!

HOORAY! manhattan's first target store opens this sunday in east harlem (117th street).

today's reason to celebrate: national lollipop day

lollipops come in many shapes, sizes, and flavors. it's no wonder why they are a favorite treat for people of all ages! whether they are filled with gum, chocolate, or solid candy, no one can deny the lure of the lollipop.

do you prefer to bite right in or lick it until the end? everyone has a preference for how they enjoy their lollipops.

fun fact: today's machines can produce 5,900 lolllipops per minute. that's plenty of lollipops for you and your friends to enjoy on national lollipop day!

"how much is too much masterbation?"

funny... i ask myself that same question all the time.

is there even a correct answer?

can't sleep :(

bah humbug.

Monday, July 19, 2010

random thought about peter krause

he played a man who liked to run on "six feet under." he plays a man who likes to run on "parenthood."

i wonder if he enjoys running in real life.

discuss...

what i'm doing

stoned. eating teddy grahams and drinking a glass of milk. reading "too fat to fish."

jealous?

UPDATE: now i'm watching "parenthood" at nbc.com.

question: will lindsay lohan go to jail tomorrow?

answer: WHO THE FUCK CARES!

...proceed about your day as is.

i am not gchatting

why can't i log on?!?!?! :(

dear healthcare, fuck you!

i just finished signing away $142 PER PAYCHECK to get health insurance.

i swear i'm not bitter or anything.

happy monday! grrrr

today's reason to celebrate: national daiquiri day

daiquiris are delectable cocktails that have been around since the 1800's. the daiquiri was invented by a group of american mining engineers in venus bar in santiago.

according to the legend, jennings cox ran out of gin while he was entertaining his american guests so he began mixing together other ingredients, creating the first daiquiri. this cocktail remained fairly local until 1909, when admiral lucius w. johnson tried cox's drink. he loved it so much that he introduced it to the army and navy club in washington d.c., and its popularity soon flourished into the rest of the country.

the original daiquiri recipe contained white rum, sugar, lime juice, and gomme syrup. today, daiquiris can be found in a variety of fruit flavors and can be enjoyed on the rocks or frozen. to celebrate national daiquiris day., mix up your favorite type of daiquiri to cool you off from this summer heat!

dave matthews band, citi field, saturday 7/18/10

the stone
warehouse
one sweet world
funny
seek up
seven
squirm
crash into me
you might die trying
proudest monkey
satellite
spaceman
dancing nancies
gravedigger
black jack
stay (wasting time)
two step

encore:
some devil
shake me like a monkey
stefan solo
all along the watchtower

Sunday, July 18, 2010

today's reason to celebrate: national ice cream day

"i scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!" you know that any food that has its own cheer is certainly deserving of having its own day (and month too). in 1984, president reagan designated today as national ice cream day.

ice cream is a favorite for all ages that is enjoyed by 90% of the country's population. with hundreds of flavors and toppings, how can you go wrong? today is the day to have ice cream of any kind: banana splits, ice cream sandwiches, soft-serve, chocolate, vanilla and everything in between! mo matter what you are in the mood for, don't forget to partake in national ice cream day!

photoshop, much?

syndication rules!

congrats to nip/tuck for being syndicated on the LOGO network starting this fall!

RIP Betsey

the sad news is true.

friday night / very early saturday morning, i broke betsey.

i wish not to discuss it any further.

thank you for your thoughts and well wishes. sad face :(

Friday, July 16, 2010

mad men season premiere party

times square, nyc is playing host to the new york's gone mad event starting at 7p on sunday, july 25th in honor of the third season premiere.

they encourage you to dressed in your "swankiest sixties attire" and public drinking is allowed.

HA! yea right.. i just made that last part up.

who wants to play?!

create your own

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

what a coincidence?!

path train to 33rd street. circa 9:50a this morning. two people, a male and a female, wearing the exact same pair of white converse all-star low tops.

awesome.

hoboken... how i lurve thee

in one square mile, hoboken provides its residents and visitors with the following:

- 3 cvs pharmacies
- cold stone creamery (!!!)
- crumb's bake shop
- a smoke shop
- w hoboken
- 2 post offices
- ben & jerry's
- carlo's bakery
- romantic depot (!!!)
- access to and from via car, train, or boat
- 2 nysc
- a movie theater
- 2 wachovias
- the most bars in a square mile in all of the country

(and yes i am veryyy well aware that the majority of this list is made up of deliciousness)

...but now hoboken is adding a BIERGARTEN!

...with love

Thursday, July 15, 2010

uh oh!

i can't stop eating blue lollipops...

which probably means that my mouth will be completely blue tomorrow...

and i'm not sure how to make this not happen...

except to stop eating them...

but i don't want to do that!

womp womp.

loving gaga!!!!

because she provides us with this and acts like this !!!

thanks gaga. i am a little monster :)

cry me a river

about to crash........

so last night i fell asleep while watching iron man (please see previous post) and woke up around 4:30am. what's a girl to do at 4:30am?! i was sleeping by myself so i couldn't have sex and i don't have a tv in my room so i couldn't watch infomercials. needless to say i spent the better part of my morning awake and tossing around aimlessly, watching the second half of iron man, and falling back asleep for 45 minutes before waking up and rushing off to work.

i'm cranky and i want to go home. now.

today's reason to celebrate: national gummi worm day

gummi worms were first created by the german company trolli in 1981, nearly 60 years after the invention of the gummi bear. believe it or not, gummy worms were originally intended as a way for kids to shock their parents!

today, gummi worms come in a variety of sugary and sour flavors and have become the most popular gummi candy ever made. customers buy gummi worms because they love the taste just as much as the texture. in fact, the word gummi comes from the german word for "rubber." gummi worms are so popular that they even have their own fan pages on facebook! On these pages, fans express their love for the gummi delights and participate in contests.

sticky and sweet, yet creepy and crawly, these four-inch long candies brighten anyone's day. Pick up a bag today to celebrate national gummi worm day!

iron man: recap

so i didn't love it. i didn't hate it either! ... but i just didn't love it. nobody has said a bad thing about this movie and i don't think i can either (except that i could do without see gwenyth paltrow try to run in heels). but maybe it was because i didn't know the story of iron man (sidenote: i still don't) so i couldn't keep up with the pace of it. i thought RDJ was awesome, i thought the suit was kick ass, and frankly... i can get behind any movie in which humans fly.

moral of the story: i'm sad that i did not love it.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

today's reason to celebrate: bastille day

bastille day is a french national holiday that is celebrated annually on july 14th. bastille day commemorates the beginning of the french revolution, which began when the bastille was stormed by the people of paris. the bastille was a prison and a symbol of the absolute power of louis the 16th's ancient regime. while the bastille only contained seven prisoners at the time of its capture, the storming of the prison was a symbol of liberty and the fight against oppression for all french citizens.

because the constitution of france allows the president to pardon criminals, past french presidents used bastille day to pardon petty offenders (usually those guilty of minor traffic violations). In 2007, president nicolas sarkozy ended this tradition.

parisians celebrate this national holiday with a grand military parade up the champs elysees, arts festivals, and raucous parties. so uncork a bottle of frenchwine, or better yet frenchchampagne, and toast our french friends on this day.

on to the next one

i'm only happy when it rains

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

throwback family photo

celebrity bedrooms

you can stop pretending to dream about where your favorite celebrity sleeps and start snuggling up!!

ride this


thanks arg.. this was too good not to steal.

lunch time @ LTB ~

lyrics of the day

it's only love
it's only love

i wake up with my hair on fire
i need something to water me down
i can't keep walking on this wire
i gotta move, i gotta come around

it ain't gonna kill me
if i can stop before we start
what don't kill you makes you stronger
it's only my soul, it's only my heart

and it's only love
it's only love
it's only love
and i can give you up, yes i can

i wake up with my mind unwinding
i got a strange tingle in my toes
i fall asleep and dream of finding
somebody who really knows

it ain't gonna kill me
if i can stop this before it starts
what don't kill you makes you stronger
it's only my soul, it's only my heart

and it's only love
it's only love
it's only love
and i can give you up, yes can

i need to loosen my grip just a little bit
i feel this love like a stranglehold
but there's something stopping me from losing it
there's nothing harder than letting go

but it's only love
it's only love
and i can give you up, yes i can

but it's only love
it's only love
and i can give you up, my baby

~ grace potter, "only love"

tonight's activity

feeling: smooth

i shaved my legs! woo hoo!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

happy 7-11 day!

hope ya'll remembered to get your free slurpee at 7-11! i did... and 'twas most delicious and refreshing :)

Saturday, July 10, 2010

petty on tour

"if you're planning to see tom petty and the heartbreakers on their 45-date summer tour, you'd better know your MOJO. the band's greatest hits will be represented, but petty promises that a healthy chunk of the show will draw from the group's latest LP, MOJO."

~ rolling stone 1108/1109, page 46

your saturday dose of grace

lyrics of the day

you've applied the pressure
to have me crystalised
and you've got the faith
that i could bring paradise

i'll forgive and forget
before i'm paralyzed
do i have to keep up the pace
to keep you satisfied

things have gotten closer to the sun
and i've done things in small doses
so don't think that i'm pushing you away
when you're the one that i've kept closest

ahh, ahh, ahh
ahh, ahh, ahh
ahh, ahh, ahh
ahh, ahh, ahh

you don't move slow
taking steps in my directions
the sound resounds, echo
does it lessen your affection
no

you say i'm foolish
for pushing this aside
but burn down our home
i won't leave alive

glaciers have melted to the sea
i wish the tide would take me over
i've been down on my knees
and you just keep on getting closer

ahh, ahh, ahh
ahh, ahh, ahh
ahh, ahh, ahh
ahh, ahh, ahh

placid as i melt into the sea
(things have gotten closer to the sun)
i wish the tide would take me over
(and i've done things in small doses)
i've been down onto my knees
(so don't think that i'm pushing you away)
and you just keep on getting closer
(when you're the one that i've kept closest)

go slow
go slow
go slow
go slow
go slow

~ the xx, "crystalised'

congrats, lebron ((a "better late than never" post))

oink, oink

how is it that i've eaten all my snackies and it's not even 11am?

bah fuckin' humbug!

say hello to the newest addition to the port authority!

Thursday, July 8, 2010

just because

watching woodstock

thursday night, i welcome you! tonight's feature presentation will be woodstock: 3 days of peace and music (the director's cut). i borrowed it from matt and am super excited to watch it! and since sharing is caring, i'm blogging for all ya'll so it's like you're watching with me. i know, i know... you're welcome :)

now with volume up high and betsey by my side, i explore (arguably) what is the best of woodstock...

-opening with hendrix "star spangled banner" ... predictable but necessary!
- it's always so much fun watching video and looking at pictures from this decade. do i think i might fit in? i think so... but maybe not any more or less than i do now
- there were so many people at woodstock!
- marijuanaaaa presented by jerry garcia. oooOK!
- finallyyyyy a live performance instead of background music. not that i didn't thoroughly enjoy the video montage and such.... but let's rock it!
- richie havens.... not bad, not bad at all!
- poison? bad acid? oye!
- he loves me, he loves me not... he loves me, he loves me not...
- see me feel me touch me heal me
- yea, joe cocker!
- biggest inconvenience at any festival? rain!
- nudity! finally! HOORAY!
- cs&n! yay!

interfuckingmission............ ((to be continued tomorrow night))

so.. it's been awhile. ugh! sometimes i can never seem to follow through on my thoughts or activities. it's definitely a character flaw... but whatever! here i am watching the second disc of woodstock and i'm stoked.

betseyyyy, where are youuuuuu?

- still loving the video montages
- i'm grooooooovin'
- naked babies!!!
- sing-a-long!!!
- old people!!!
- naked adults!!!
- i want to take you higherrrrr
- janis. amazing.
- HENDRIXXXXXXXXXX
- ... hendrix is still going. don't. stop.
- holy shit! what a mess!
- ending with "woodstock" - predictable and necessary!

moral of the story: loved this movie. will borrow again.

but the questions remains: was woodstock the greatest concert ever? and could there ever be another concert representing such talent and for great purpose?

nom nom nom

new york city restaurant week runs from july 12-25 in select restaurants with prix fixe lunch and dinner menus.

who's taking me out?!?! :)

feeling: pessimistic

i can't really explain it, but why does it seem like my stars never align? i can never feel completely content and satisfied with every aspect of my life for longer than, let's say... a day? - something always needs to be fucked up. whether it's corporate, social, romantic... i just can't seem to get my fuckin' ducks in order. (that is the saying, isn't it?)

i'm fully aware that it's nobody else but me who causes these internal anxieties about eutopia. i don't necessarily believe it exists but it would be nice to smile every once in awhile and not feel like there's some sort of rock above me that's about to fall on to my face and crush me.

ugh, i'm so dramatic.

think. happy. thoughts.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

helter swelter

it's about a million degrees in new york city today. yesterday too. tomorrow, as well. probably for all of eternity, if you ask me..........

that is all.

privacy in the workplace

maybe not!

lucky lady

found a penny, heads up!

wish me luck ;)

celebrity mad men

see what happens when celebrities mad men themselves.

funny.

weekend recap: july 4th addition

i hope ya'll had a fabulous july 4th weekend! i sure did... aside from working on saturday. BAH HUMBUG!

friday night was spent being lazy in the best kind of way :)

work saturday morning, home saturday night. i finished reading "the death and life of charlie st. cloud" - and i still have no idea if i liked it or not. i'm SUPER excited to see the movie (zac efron. 'nough said) and i anticipate liking the movie better than the book. as most avide readers can attest... this hardly ever happens.

sunday was july 4th and the annual kaufman family bbq. this year some new additions to the fest were included: toys! zoey is now 1 1/2 years old so there was a slide and a kiddie pool and a baby running around in a bikini! 'twas super amounts of fun, as always, because it's great to see family and (your parents') friends. sunday night we went back to hoboken for the fireworks- i had not seen fireworks in FOREVER and completely forgot how awesome they are. the boom, the lights, the colors, the shapes- i loved every minute of it... and i was sober!

monday was funday. it was spent galvanting around central park with some really great company and it was an awesome day... aside from it being 93 degrees out at 6:22PM (according to CNN.) we saw "get him to the greek" which made me cry from laughing so hard. if you have not seen it yet, i absolutely recommend it.

it's tuesday, i'm back at work, but i have lots to look forward to.............

GA-GA, OHH LAA LAAAAAAAAAAA!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

what's so special?


currently listening to:
eminem "recovery" ~

i don't totally love it yet! but everybody else does so i'm going to keep listening. beats are ok, rhymes aren't impressing me...

standby for update.

text from this morning

"just wanted to say hello. love you."