duh

scientists have confirmed a bunch of random things that we pretty much already knew. thanks for that.

i. am. so. ready!

winter wonderland

ain't it just picture perfect?!

an open letter to the new meadowlands stadium

hey! guess what? your stadium sucks!!!

involuntary manslaughter > suicide

great argument, dr. conrad murphy.

((sarcasm))

such a beautiful disaster?

musical moments that we may, or may not have, wanted to witness....

such is life.

new year's resolutions

'tis (almost) the time! which means it is the time to start thinking of self-improvement for the upcoming 365 days that make up the 2011 calendar year.

and with that being said, i present to you my new year's resolutions thus far:

- incorporate fruits & veggies into my daily diet (and be mindful of all that i put into my body, overall)
- always remain active. less slug, more burn!
- live for myself! ... and those who have a problem with that can fuck off
- better money management (tracking and spending)
- save! save! save! (see above)
- keep myself feeling (and looking) good! doctor's appointments, haircuts, manicures... personal maintenance at the appropriate times

i'm excited for these resolutions and wish you well in adhering to your own!

how nice.

at least someone thinks i'm pretty...

best informercial ever

lyrics of the day

i don't have to leave anymore
what i have is right here
spend my nights and days before
searching the world for what's right here

underneath and unexplored
islands and cities i have looked
here i saw
something i couldn't overlook

i am yours now
so now i don't ever have to leave
i've been found out
so now i'll never explore

see what i've done?
that bridge is on fire
going back to where i've been
i'm froze by desire
no need to leave

where would i be
if this were to go under
that's a risk i'd take
i'm froze by desire
as if a choice i'd make

i am yours now
so now i don't ever have to leave
i've been found out
so now i'll never explore

i am yours now
so now i don't ever have to leave
i've been found out
so now i'll never explore

so now i'll never explore

~ the xx, "islands"

your destiny may keep you warm...

hey, manhattan... rock & roll !!!

30 best (albums) of 2010

another interesting list.

swifty, you deserve #1 !!!

actors acting

bravo! brava!

NSFW music videos!!!

aka the best music videos of 2010.

enjoy from the privacy of your own home, ya'll!

what's your favorite album?

...because it says a lot about you ;)

the 50 best (songs) of 2010

interesting list.

i'm learning to hate pop music :(

congrats to the c/o 2011...

...and welcome to the rock and roll hall of fame!

more ice skating in NYC

for those of you who wish to partake in the art of skating on ice (but you don't want to wait online at rockefeller center), there are not one - but TWO - new skating rinks in NYC. here and here. happy skating! ... watch your bum :)

2010: the year in (ridiculous) fashion

call me crazy but some of the boldest fashion moves of 2010 happen to tickle my fancy!

... and by that i mean the assless stockings and whipped cream bra. i can do without the meatdress and straight jacket, thank you.

even though it's the middle of the winter and it's really bad weather...

abbey road

the most famous crosswalk in all the land is now a historic landmark! well done, to the beatles... well done.

controversial (magazine) covers

some of your favorite celebrities in the most controversial light.

iiiiiiiiiiiiiinteresting...............

ring in the new year!

got nothing to do? check out the musical goodness going on across the country!

ya'll can catch me at phish ;)

that which is my life...

here i am, at work. post-blizzard 2o1o. and what an interesting couple of days it has been! i've been down (to AC) and out (in the blizzard); i've been feeling really good (pleasant company) and then feeling really bad (reassurance, anybody?). but mostly i've been sleeping (!!!) and reflecting on the past year and aptly title 2010 "the year of no progress."

what have i done with myself? what am i doing? where am i going? who am i going with?

i welcome 2011 with open arms and great expectations. let it not disappoint...

i need a soldier

alive and well!

ok ya'll- the holiday season has been kicking my ass and i've been neglecting some of the things that mean most to me, including this page. yea, i know... it's nothing special. but it's mine! all mine! and you gotta take pride in what you put out there for the world to see, right?

anyhoo, i'm ALIVE AND WELL (as the title of this post will tell you). work is busy and i must say it is absolutely better to be busy than bored. things on the homefront are swell and i am anxiously awaiting our family secret santa hanukkah party. lurve prezzies :) friends are fabulous, as they always are. what would i do without you? and i've been making out, and i like it... i like it a lot.

i pinky promise to get back into the swing of my normal routine as soon as possible. your continued support of my ridiculousness means the world to me... and i look forward to entertaining you in the near future :)

lots of lurve
lak

yes, i'm a giants fan

the great wall of converse

kanye + jigga

= ego overload!!!

being dead pays off

the highest grossing dead celebrity of the year?



michael jackson.



surprise, surprise.

book covers: past > present

is it really necessary for children's book covers to get a make over?!

ps: my favorite reissues are the babysitter's club and matilda. discuss!

50 movies for 50 states

travel by text

if you can't physically go somewhere, the next best thing is reading about it!

lesson never learned

is lil wayne a father... again?!

one hundres facts about the fab four (in pictures!)

...how incredible are they?!

hi jackson :)

lyrics of the day

i drove for miles just to find you in my mind
self only screams all these voices in my head
you gave me strength, gave me hope for a lifetime
i never was satisfied

this time won't you save me, this time won't you save me
baby, i can feel myself giving up, giving up
this time won't you save me, this time won't you save me
baby, i can feel myself giving up, giving up

giving up, giving up
giving up, giving up
giving up

it's not your fault i'm bitch, i'm a monster
yes, i'm a beast and i feast when i conquer
but i'm alone on my throne, all these witches
i came this way, all this way just to say

this time won't you save me, this time won't you save me
baby, i can feel myself giving up, giving up
this time won't you save me, this time won't you save me
baby, i can feel myself giving up, giving up

giving up, giving up
giving up, giving up
giving up

i'm giving up baby
yes, i'm giving up baby
it seems like i've been driving for miles
yes i'm giving up baby
and i can't seem to silent these voices in my head

this time won't you save me?
come save me
this time won't you save me?
come save me

this time won't you save me, this time won't you save me
baby, i can feel myself giving up, giving up
this time won't you save me, this time won't you save me
baby, i can feel myself giving up, giving up

this time won't you save me, this time won't you save me
baby, i can feel myself giving up giving up
giving up

~ nicki minaj, "save me"

my time now

Nicki Minaj: My Time Now - Celebrity News

the rolling stones

in pictures.

this is my confession...

silly words, always getting in the way of what i want.
can't i ever be on the same page as myself?
tongue tied, twisted up. looking for a reaction.
trying to make something... break.
why?

i want this. i want you.

you're dumb.

hey TI, if you're tired of going to jail, stop fucking up!!!

DISLIKE !!!

dear american public,

can't we find someone other than the black eyed peas to headline the superbowl halftime show?!?!

with much displeasure,
lak

em + wayne = snl

december 18th... set your dvr !!!

nerd alert!

want to take a bet of how many books these beautiful libraries are home to?

MILLIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!



:)

on hiatus!

man oh man, work is kicking my ass! no excuses though, right?

i'll be back soon... don't miss me too much ;)

wishful thinking

can't the weekends last forever??



sad face....

rhcp

in pictures.

NYC can be defined as...

...the city for the stressed.

boob tube

i like (almost) all of these shows...



...so what does that say about me?!!?

creep

do you think this list of creepy pop songs is accurate?

where's clay aiken?!!?

two-man tour

why are ray and levon not coming to nyc?!?! :(

why?

rolling stone magazine revisits the 90s.

new bruce!

check out outtakes from bruce's new album, not scheduled for release until next week!

AWAKE!!!!!

...i guess this is what happens when you go to sleep at 10PM.


womppppp.

game show amazing-ness

the best city in the world?

50 reason to love (living in) new york city!

reality owwwwwwieeeeeee

honestly... is there anything more awkward than getting a brazilian wax?

kermit says IT GETS BETTER !!!

do you believe it?

what i'm reading

life.

music from the dead

michael jackson's newest album will be released on december 14th. confirmed.

a million copies for taylor swift

congrats on reaching a million, swifty! you deserve it :)

lil weezy: free!

i mean, did the rap world really miss him? he was everywhere! but now... he can actually be everywhere since lil wayne was released from jail!

so long, no blog

AH! first off: it's 3AM (i must be lonely?)

i'm watching season 3 of entourage, regrouping after a crazy work week and a fantastic night with family and friends. lots to look forward to..........

:)

anarchy hottie

speak now, in pictures

thanks perez, lurve swifty :)

the year of the ken (doll)

after many, many, many, many years in the spotlight.... it's ken's turn!

need a light? smoke that la la la

happy halloween!!!

from your favorite celebrities to you :)

happy halloween weekend!

phish > black crowes > nyc parade float

best. weekend. ever?!

tru- beau-

"fresh" off a 10-hour work day, hair in a ridiculously messy bun and mismatched attire.... a handsome boy in a suit just said "hey" and waved to me through the window of the nail salon as i was drying my nails.

swoon.

where are you, handsome stranger?

lyrics of the day

there i was again tonight
forcing laughter, faking smiles
same old tired, lonely place
walls of insincerity
shifting eyes and vacancy
vanished when i saw your face
all i can say is that it was enchanting to meet you

you're eyes whispered 'have we met?'
crossed the room, your sillohuette
starts to make its way to me
the playful conversation starts
counter all your quick remarks
like passing notes in secrecy
and it was enchanting to meet you
all I can say was i was enchanted to meet you

this night is sparkling
don't you let it go
i'm wonderstruck
blushing all the way home
i'll spend forever wondering if you knew
i was enchanted to meet you

The lingering question kept me up
2am, who do you love?
i wonder 'til i'm wide awake
i know i'm pacing back and forth
wishing you were at my door
i'd open up and you would say
'it was enchanting to meet you'
all i know is i was enchanted to meet you

this night is sparkling
don't you let it go
i'm wonderstruck
blushing all the way home
i'll spend forever wondering if you knew, ooh

this night is flawless
don't you let it go
i'm wonderstruck
dancing around all alone
i'll spend forever wondering if you knew
i was enchanted to meet you

this is me praying that this was the very first page
not where the storyline ends
my thoughts will echo your name
until i see you again
these are the words i held back as i was leaving too soon
i was enchanted to meet you
please, don't be in love with someone else
please, don't have somebody waiting on you
please, don't be in love with someone else
please, don't have somebody waiting on you

this night is sparkling
don't you let it go
i'm wonderstruck
blushing all the way home
i'll spend forever wondering if you knew

this night is flawless
don't you let it go
i'm wonderstruck
dancing around all alone
i'll spend forever wondering if you knew
i was enchanted to meet you

please, don't be in love with someone else
please, don't have somebody waiting on you

~ taylor swift, "enchanted"

never have i ever

i never learn.
i never listen.
i never do what other people think i should.
i never do what i think i should.
i never do what i don't want to do.
i never think other people's opinion of me are better than my own.
i never get scared of a challenge.
i never feel complete.
i never like to try new things.
i never sound as i think i should.
i never make sense.
i never think this is the end.

reunited and it feels so good

sad but true, take 23472834627836

can you believe that i'm not crushing on a single person right now?

ugh. sad.

yearning to share my luuuuurve!

vote again 2010

brilliant album covers!

in fact, they're so brilliant that they are NSFW!

rob thomas as.... michael jackson?

happy (almost) halloween!!! eeeK!!!

love nirvana?

if the answer is YES, then a trip to seattle might very well be in your future.

safe travels!

phish + halloween

= maybe one of these albums?

levon helm's midnight ramble

featuring: my morning jacket.

electronic extinction

RIP to the walkman.

'twas a great run...

getting naked

...on the cover of a magazine ;)

how 'bout a round of applause.......

i've always been in love with you...

why wasn't i there?

get ready to scream (4)

necessary sequel?

censorship

what do ya'll think of kanye west's new album cover?

beagle lurve

you can't be serious....

coachella, start > finish

michael jackson en video

all of michael jackson' music videos are available in once place for the first time ever.

... until another 5 years come and go and they discover some new ish in the MJ vault that everybody "just has to see!"

oh, how awkward marketing is when you're dead.

rolling stone delivers

as previously discussed, an except from keith richards' memoir is currently online, courtesy of rolling stone.

man oh man, i can't wait to read this!

crazy shoes for crazy bitches

can you even IMAGINE walking in these things?!

so reetee!

television's best halloween costumes

do ya'll remember this episode?

where are they now?, part II

mtv vj edition.

talk 'bout blast from the past..... but simon rex is still HOT!

DIY halloween costumes, part II

rockstar edition ;)

halloween no-go

dear mothers,

please do not dress your child up like this for halloween.

xoxo,
lak

mad men, season 5

i finally watched the end of season 4 of mad men the other day. and ugh... i fuckin' love that show!

thoughts on season 5???

got holiday party plans?

WAH!

just scheduled my flu shot :(

weekend recap: random october 2o1o

a big shout out to all those who got a ring put on it... what a weekend for engagements! super happy for all the happy couples (smiley face)

condolences to those who have lost someone this weekend... it's never easy. my heart and ears are open for you, and i'm sorry for your loss<3

cablevision decided to take away fox 5 so i had to go to a bar to watch the giants game (victoryyyyyy!)- but yea, fox better come back soon because i can't afford a lushy and luxurious weekend brunch every sunday.

lifehouse concert last night w jB and adubbs. 'enough said =)

discovered kris allen. he's got a good voice (and is fantastic eye candy!) and i always appreciate a set that includes both a michael jackson and a beatles cover. bravo, brava.

time to work. want to sleep. the end.

man vs wild

if you get stuck in any of these situations, i wish you luck.

wanted: attention

anybody want to buy me flowers?! ... because apparently getting flowers is all the rage.

eat a sandwich! ... and put some clothes on!

rob thomas says IT GETS BETTER!!!

happy 25th anniversary!

excited for upcoming sunday funday (nighttime edition)

fo realz?

"call me crazy, but i trust you..."

hippity hump day

sad but true, part 23472984239

miley cyrus's sister is even more fugs than she is.

end scene.

yes, please!

more mark paul gosselaar on weeds, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah right

...maybe i should stop making french fries part of my daily diet :(

not a new revelation

why am i here?! i have better places to be!

a jackass in person!

johnny knoxville will be at journey's in herald square today promoting his movie and signing chuck taylors.

tough life.

nobody loves you like the way i do...

KK gets nekkid!

totally NSFW!!!

;)

guilty pleasure

sexiest woman alive?

congrats, minka kelly!

something to look forward to

yours truly is the first person on the EBPL list to get life!

can't wait!!

sad but true, take 2342378498273

i just chipped my $17 manicure :(

spotted: hotness

shane west @ frames nyc!!!

crisis of a shopaholic

dearest urbanoutfitters.com,

please refrain from sending me daily e-mails detailing all the "NEW FALL ITEMS!" you have "FOR SALE!" on your website. i already know because i stalk your website daily and i'm super duper sad because my limited funds must be spent on more pracitcal matters, such as food and shelter. overrated, i know... but a girl has gotsta live.

all my lurve always and forever,
lak

ps: your shoe department rocks my socks, pun intended :)

share lurve

today is national coming out day.

support equality, share love.

stop the bus and turn the radio up high...

bus etiquette

dear random women applying make up on the bus in the AM,

please don't.

xoxo-
lak

sunday funday!

...seriously?

did last night really happen?

yup. all of it.

the good. the bad. and the unfortunate.

huge question marks.

planet michael jackson

this is fuckin' weird.

war zone!

OK, super dramatic... as per usual. but sometimes having your office in the middle of a bus terminal makes for some interesting shakes and stirs.

oh, and it also smells like sweat and tears more often than not.

sad but true.

flashback to the 90s...

...via the best movie soundtracks of the decade.

all eyez on lil wayne

there are many things we do know... and many things we do not know... about he who is lil wayne.

fact #8 is my favorite :)

where are they now?

hip-hop edition.

not as cool as the previous edition... but it'll do.

fashion meets movie posters

((click the pic))

an excerpt from keith richards

rolling stone will publish an exclusive excerpt from keith richards' long awaited memoir "life" on october 15, eleven days before the eagerly anticipated book hits stores on october 26. The 10,000 word excerpt will cover the early days of the rolling stones, keith’s trip to tangiers in 1967 where he stole anita pallenberg from bandmate brian jones and tales of excess from the stones’ infamous 1972 u.s. tour. "you can’t imagine that this book could be any better than it is," says rolling stone managing editor will dana. "keith holds nothing back. it’s funny, gossipy, profane and moving and by the time you finish it you feel like you’re friends with keith richards. outside of bob dylan’s "chronicles", it’s probably the best rock memoir ever written." richards, who will appear on the cover of the magazine, also spoke with rolling stone’s david fricke about the book and the stones’ upcoming plans, strongly hinting that the band will be active in 2011.

song of the day

when you can't find the light
that got you through the cloudy days,
when the stars ain't shinin' bright
you feel like you've lost you're way.
when those candle lights of home
burn so very far away,
well you got to let your soul shine
just like my daddy used to say.

he used to say soulshine,
it's better than sunshine,
it's better than moonshine,
damn sure better than rain.
hey now people don't mind,
we all get this way sometime.
got to let your soul shine,
shine 'til the break of day.

i grew up thinkin' that i had it made,
gonna make it on my own.
life can take the strongest man,
make him feel so alone.
now sometimes i feel a cold wind
blowin' through my achin' bones,
i think back to what my daddy said,
he said "boy, in this darkness before the dawn"

let your soul shine,
it's better than sunshine,
it's better than moonshine,
damn sure better than rain.
yeah now people don't mind,
we all get this way sometimes.
gotta let your soul shine,
shine 'til the break of day.

sometimes a man can feel this emptiness,
like a woman has robbed him of his very soul.
a woman too, god knows, she can feel like this.
and when your world seems cold,
you got to let your spirit take control.

let your soul shine,
it's better than sunshine,
it's better than moonshine,
damn sure better than rain.
lord, now people don't mind,
we all get this way sometimes,
gotta let your soul shine,
shine 'til the break of day.

oh, it's better than sunshine,
it's better than moonshine,
damn sure better than rain.
yeah now people don't mind,
we all get this way sometimes,
gotta let your soul shine,
shine 'til the break of day.

~ allman brothers, "soulshine"

brunch @ frames!

where are they now?

beverly hills, 90210 edition.

aka best edition ever!

rock it!

john lennon discovered

on the day of what would have been his 70th birthday, we pay tribute to john lennon by discovering 70 things we did not know.

ready, set, phish! (part deux)

WISH US LUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on the bus ride to work

some random thoughts, in no particular order of importance or relevance:

- running? what's that?
- hairspray soundtrack while waiting? ohhh yea!
- let's get serious: if i have no nickname for you, you officially serve me no purpose
- tired of chillin' with me
- does browsing bookstores make me cheap?
- girl, your ass jiggles!
- "technology wins the battle versus human contact"

g'day to you!

happy birthday, john lennon!

check out google.com today, and today only.
rest in peace<3

hometown celebrity?

jesse eisenberg on the rise.

thanks MK.

DIY halloween costumes

inspired by our heroes (Slater, Snookie, Sylvester...) i'd like to introduce some of the easiest and most pop-culture relevant halloween costumes this year.

happy trick or treat'ing!

the beach boys go hollywood

from the small screen to the big screen.

mazel tov to the boys!

i really like the beach boys so i really hope this doesn't suck!

halloween in nyc

what i'd rather be doing:

listening to fistful of mercy!!!

let me share the ride~

feeling: frumpy

too much food.

not enough exercise.

i need to get my ass in gear!!!

james franco does drag

thanks, perez ;)

usa vs china

women's soccer!

espn 2.

do it.

day off!

the sun is shining...

what a fab wednesday :)

truth.

leisure time bowl > frames

happy october!

lots 'o things to look forward to (in no particular order of appearance):

- fall fashion (!!!)
- pumpkins
- jamie & shawn's wedding
- gabby's bat mitzvah
- phish
- the black crowes
- DD white hot chocolate
- the xx
- my morning jacket
- booze cruise
- more phish
- more black crowes
- hoboken arts & music fest
- halloween...
- ...halloween in AC (!!!)
- new york football giants games (section 309)

you must be sick or something, i can't take another day of...

dress like a (disney) princess

now every girl can look like a princess on her wedding day!

my dream come true<3

aaron karo: the rest is history

check out his first stand up gig on comedy central!

free cold stone ice cream!!!!

make a wish today between 5-8PM!

a silver lining in the rainy NYC clouds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

spotted: ridiculousness

saw a girl on the bus wearing sunglasses today.


yup... it's raining with no indication of sun in sight.


watcha hiding? ;)

DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-O!

politics + rock 'n roll = ?

gaga goes fashion

((click the pic!!))

and the 2011 rock and roll hall of fame nominees are...

a bunch of very talented musicians :)

NYC is sexy because...

"you can sleep with as many people as you like, and they won't know each other."

"no matter how hot you are, around the corner there is someone hotter."

"if you can do it here, you can do it anywhere."

"you don't stand out doing crazy things with a date."

"i fall in love while riding the subway nearly every day."

sex survey 101

according to this past sunday's edition of the new york post ...

- 43% said that the walk of shame is the worst part of casual sex. other complaints? not remembering your partner's name (30%), the hangover (20%), and the chafing (6%)
- 40% of staten islanders keep vibrators stashed in their nightstands, while 50% keep condoms there
- 83% trust only their friends to set them up on dates
- when bronx residents have a one-night stand, they prefer their own apartment to that of their conquest by a factor of 3-to-1
- 29% of new yorkers have flirted with a barista in the hopes of getting a free coffee
- 12% of new yorkers say they've swapped partners at least once in the past
- 68% of queens residents say they're answered a late-night booty-call. of those who went through with it, 11% wish they hadn't
- 1 in every 5 queens residents has had sex with a superior at work, but only 1 in 10 has ever swapped partners
- 31% of new yorkers hit the gym just to check out the hot bodies

get ready for it

Trailer

duh!, part 2

whyyyy would i bake the cookies when i could just eat the dough?!

so domestic

i am currently watching re-runs of oprah and doing laundry.

i feel like a domestic housewife.

minus the house.

minus the husband.

siempreviva! live forever!

for one night only

"the exorcist" is coming to a theater near you!

stole my father's headphones

it sucks to be...

lindsay lohan edition.

crazy bitch was just sent back to jail for doing drugs... after she was told that she would get sent back to jail if she failed her drug test.

what?!

ewwwww!

SPOTTED: an anonymous person leaving LTB's women's bathroom without washing her hands.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

admitting the obvious, part 1

i want a smart phone :(

wanted: a friend

who wants to play next saturday?! i gots extra tix to see the XX in NYC next saturday night.

it's about time!

this year marked the first ever plus-sized fashion show at new york fashion week.

fashion for everybody, big and small! :)

to broadway they go!

newsies hits broadway... HOORAY!!!

boardwalk empire in review

so last night i finallyyyy got to watch that which is boardwalk empire and i must say... not bad, not bad!

there were a few scenes that i couldn't get behind (read: premie babies on display?) but as a concept, i really dig it. i'm excited for the upcoming season and am not suprirsed that after just one episode, it's been renewed for a second season.

bravo, hbo... brava.

friday morning musica

can't stop listening to: sister sparrow & the dirty birds.

tryin' to make it real....

look at me!

i love being the only person on the bus wearing sunglasses. especially when it's not sunny, and especially because they're red. kinda makes me stand out like... a chick wearing red sunglasses?

new years eve 2011

free carvel !!!

'twas just brought to my attention that there is a new swiss miss hot chocolate ice cream flavor. and 'twas also just brought to my attention... that carvel is giving some away today!!!

UPDATE: the carvel in the port authority did not participate. bah humbug :(

wake up!

lil kim for your AM commute

happy hump day!

feeling: disappointed

and i thought it went well...

money!

dear penny arcade,

thank you for taking my coins and making them paper. i am now $57 actual, physical US dollars richer.

xoxo, lak

happy first day of fall!

that is all =)

question: what am i doing?

answer: not sleeping :(

HELP!

friends, please find me a link to watch season 2, episode 1 of the league!

please?!?!?!

zach deputy in review

so last night i broke fast with my family and then headed over to nyc for some zach deputy booze cruise action... and it was phenomenal!

the boat probably had about 200 people aboard, five of us in the crew i was rolling with. it sold out and some of our other friends couldn't come with... buzzkill!

there was a dance floor and i was DANCING! eventually i forgot that i was on a boat, which was cool... and then i saw lady liberty and man oh man i was so happy to be alive.

what a late night. what a great life.

finally... a haircut

tonight... we dance!

lady gaga + meat = controversy

i know i'm late to the party but this bitch is ridiculous...

the wall tour in pictures

thanks rolling stone, as per usual...

giants > jets

New Meadowlands Stadium Change Over Time-Lapse from on Vimeo.

the language of pop culture

greetings from jail

tonight's agenda

- true blood
- mad men
- gossip girl
- 90210
- one tree hill
- oprah
- oprah
- oprah
- oprah
- oprah

...sweet life. happy fasting!

a very naked jersey shore

guess who's posing for playboy?!

ugh. woof!

i'm still here

hi friends! it's been a very busy week filled with laughter and tears but i am still HERE!

... and better than ever ;)

random late night / early morning thought

everything happens for a reason.


cliche, i know... but let's hope this works out well :)

sunday funday w robert randolph

love. love. LOVE!

quote of the day

"i don't want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous," he says. "if we're naked in the scene, then i'm naked. i've always been that way."

never forget.

the beginning of the end

legal?

yup. you heard me right. this moonshine is legal! (i think?)

i think i'm ready....

so the original purpose of this blog was so that i could speak my mind. talk about whatever i wanted to, relating - or not relating! - to anything in the entire world...

so i was thinking: why don't i really write? about what i'm really thinking? because, let's be honest: for the past few days i have been really fuckin' sad. so let's write about it. i'm not scared. maybe it doesn't make sense and maybe it is ridiculous and maybe (gasp!) someone will actually read this. but this is my life. and you are sitting there, reading my personality.

i guess that's the point?




fuck it. i'm scared.

random tuesday night thought...

i can't believe i left... :(

on the radioooooo

my dad. LIVE! right now. right here. talking about this.

jerk it!

"ok. you asked the question. [pause] i spend a fair amount of time alone, especially when i travel maybe to something like this or for work or whatever, but i’m in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. and i don’t mind it because i have a lot of stuff to do on my own. i have a lot of reading to do for school or whatever. [pause, laughs] you asked! so, when i’m alone, i do masturbate a lot. i don’t know why. it’s like you have those days where it’s just like, i have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you’re just like, ok, i’m going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that… i tend to have a four- or five-time day."

- james franco, on his masturbation tendencies, to the hollywood reporter. via perezhilton.com

lady gaga's artistic genius

feeling: defeated

my heart is broken.

ping.

apple announces a social networking site for musica!

all about snookie

25 things we didn't know = 25 things we know we don't care about

mad men is bad for your health?

that's the rumor!

new music from stevie nicks!!!

the lovely and talented front woman of fleetwood mac is said to release her seventh studio album! when? who knows... but this is fantastic news!!!

bad idea! bad idea! bad idea!

i lurves me some bill & ted (PLEASE TELL ME YOU REMEMBER BILL AND TED?!?!) but i find there is no need for a thid installment!!!

wax-tastic!

lady gaga will become part of madame tussaud's wax museum worldwide!

each location will feature a different gagalicious look.

who's excited?! who's intrigued?!

i am! i am!

jealous, jealous again...

you can now get your netflix on your iTouch or iPhone!

i still have a dinosaur phone. and a 2nd generation ipod that i can't even find a case that fits.

::sigh::

my dad & the new york knicks

check out papa kauf's scrapbook on the official new york knicks website!

nicely done, dad :)

drugs, drugs, drugs

dear T.I.

you are dumb.

xoxo- lak

controversy: defined

mad men + bh90210 = lurve

have you ever seen a greater comparison?!

ugh- simply brilliant!

why?

phones aren't working.

e-mail is borderline working.

internet is barely working.

happy workday!

phish gives back

with digital downloads!

room for one more?

HAPPY 90210 DAY!!!!!

this day has taken a lifetime to arrive- but it is here! and new york city is celebrating!!!

good morning, mr. breakfast!

happy september!

dear september-

thank you for showing face. i am looking forward to cooler weather, a new pair of boots, and for my friends to stay local on weekends.

xoxo
lak

why am i awake?

i have noooo idea :(

happy post-emmys day!!!

and thank you, e! :)

brandon flowers. solo. incredible.

mine.

note to self, take 1

quit while you're ahead.

sad but true, take 1

i'm a sucker for boys who tell me i'm pretty.

questions and answers

q&a with betty!

100 calorie packs

does eating 238472389 of them make it counter productive?

who cares! i'm hungry! :(

phish: fall 2010

PHISH FALL TOUR 2010 from Phish on Vimeo.

...of all time?

according to rolling stone, here is the list of the top 10 beatles songs of all time:

10) "while my guitar gently weeps"
9) "come together"
8) "let it be"
7) "hey jude"
6) "something"
5) "in my life" (!!!)
4) "yesterday"
3) "strawberry fields forever"
2) "i want to hold your hand"
1) "a day in the life"

thoughts? discuss!

legos!

lady gaga does drag

sold out!

wish i would have known about brandon flowers @ highline ballroom tonight!

WAHHHH :(

dancing down memory lane

prego mimo?

duh!

heroine...

...of the best kind :)

"Like" Frames!

happy birthday, MJ!

head over to crooked disco (bleecker street, nyc) this friday night to join in their michael jackson birthday celebration!

drink specials all night, serious dancing guaranteed... and let's face it: since MJ can't celebrate his own life, we might as well do it for him.

BONUS: greatest hits mix what WHAT?!

phall phishin'

who's going!?!?

lyrics of the day

she's a good girl, loves her mama
loves jesus and america too
she's a good girl, crazy 'bout elvis
loves horses and her boyfriend too

it's a long day, livin' in reseda
there's a freeway, runnin' through the yard
and i'm a bad boy 'cause i don't even miss her
i'm a bad boy for breakin' her heart

and i'm free, free fallin'
yeah i'm free, free fallin'

all the vampires walkin' through the valley
move west down ventura blvd.
and all the bad boys are standing in the shadows
all the good girls are home with broken hearts

and i'm free, i'm free fallin'
yeah i'm free, free fallin'

i wanna glide down over mulholland
i wanna write her name in the sky
i wanna free fall out into nothin'
gonna leave this world for awhile

and i'm free, free fallin'
yeah i'm free, free fallin'

and i'm free, free fallin'
oh!

free fallin'
and i'm free, oh! free fallin'

~ tom petty, "free fallin'"

disney goes gaming with EPIC MICKEY

best. status. updates. EVER!

giggles!

90s fashion forward

do you think these characters would survive the fashion world in 2010?

i say no... flavorwire says yes.

says who?

reason enough to watch the VMAs

chelsea handler is hosting!

when everything is wrong, we move along...

still praying for rain?

as i have mentioned before, the grateful dead have an exhibit in nyc.

whereas we only thought it would be open until july 4th, it has now been extended until september 5th!

sidenote: half-price admission courtesy of the dealist.

you're welcome :)

reading in public?

find out what the book you're reading says about you!

giggles!

legalize!

(click the pic)

ice cream party!

if ya'll are in nyc this sunday, check out the ice cream party happening at the new amsterdam market!

happy happy hump day :)

happy birthday, mama kauf! love you!

xoxo, gossip girl