Monday, October 11, 2010

crisis of a shopaholic

dearest urbanoutfitters.com,

please refrain from sending me daily e-mails detailing all the "NEW FALL ITEMS!" you have "FOR SALE!" on your website. i already know because i stalk your website daily and i'm super duper sad because my limited funds must be spent on more pracitcal matters, such as food and shelter. overrated, i know... but a girl has gotsta live.

all my lurve always and forever,
lak

ps: your shoe department rocks my socks, pun intended :)

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