midget porn

please allow yourself to be entertained by my conversation with my friend matt regarding.... midget porn:
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matt: whats your problem with it
you can hold a midget by the ankles upside down while she blows you
you can have the midget sit in the palm of your hand for some rug munchin

me: EWWWWW

matt: girls can use midget dudes like oversized dildos
and just bang themselves
you cant 69 though...
they're not long enough

me: i just dont like the concept!

matt: how did this all come up?

me: chelsea handler's sidekick chuy
is a midget
and he did porn
2 guys, 1 black chick

matt: how do you know

me: ... because i watched it?
i wouldnt make such a bold statemnet about midget porn without watching!!!!!

matt: how did u find it i'm saying
you went to a porn site?

me: perez

matt: ill watch it later

me: i mean, you like black chicks so you might enjoy

matt: not midgets though

me: maybe youll discover a new fetish

matt: uch stop it
i like full size women
with oversized boobs
hahah

me: HAHAHAHAH
yea you do

matt: its only natural
now the boobs themselves dont have to be natural
but whats the point in being picky

me: balls.