Tuesday, January 24, 2012

sucks to be you?

apparently if you have two vaginas you only get offered $1 million for porn.

K-FAT!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sweetheart in playboy?

sammi "sweetheart" from the jersey shore might pose in playboy?

i am not surprised nor am i the least bit interested.

next....

2GETHER AGAIN!

yup. that's right. MTV is bringing back the parody boy band that everybody (read: me) knows and (maybe?) loves.

and the oscar might go to...

(insert movie title here).

i don't like this

why is she pregnant?

ruff ryders 4 L

does anybody care that they're reuniting?

anybody?

didn't think so...

condoms required?

what kind of porn is this?!

this year's grammy awards get hosted...

...by mr. smith!

Thursday, January 19, 2012

white guy pimpin'

warren buffet + jigga = bff

cheers to understanding life.

where is she now?

happy 30th birthday, stephanie tanner!

please be lurve!

taylor swift & zac efron? OMG!!!

the boss makes new music

bruce's new album drops march 6th!

patti smith pays tribute to...

...amy winehouse. RIP.

for future reference

road trip to these houses next christmas? yes, please!

movies > teevee

these entertainers started out in movies and brilliantly transformed themselves into television actors.

bravo! brava!

archives! archives! archives!

i, personally, would like to thank the rock & roll hall of fame for opening it's archives to the public.

YAYAYAYAYAYAY!

Saturday, January 14, 2012

can’t keep time from movin’ slow...

blue ivy in green

yup, there's a strand of marijuana being sold that has the same name as the newest princess in town.

LOLski!

oh. so. true.

"listen with"

facebook allows you to listen to the same song as your friend, at the same time as your friend, and talk with your friend while listening to said song.

WHOA!

why? why not!

procreation at it's... weirdest

there are very many things better than peaches geldof having a baby.

unfortunately, peaches geldof is having a baby...

::sigh::

weezy writes a memoir

why? because he was in jail for 8 months and people want to know what he was up to!

$$$ DUH $$$

keep on puff puff passing

smoking weed "doesn't harm lung function"

oooooK!

GO BUY TWINKIES!!!

...because i don't want hostess to go bankrupt :(

don't forget the lyrics

kelly clarkson will be singing the national anthem at super bowl XLVI.

congrats, girl! you and your pipes deserve this!

bippity boppity all the way to broadway

is cinderella coming to the great white way? i sure do hope so!

bald & beautiful

let's convince mattel that bald & beautiful barbie should be created in the 2012 collection! join the movement HERE!

gg spoiler alert

check out blair waldorf's very vera bridal party!

mia wasikowska for miu miu

to hilary duff, with love...

Thursday, January 12, 2012

10 under $10

thank you, village voice. now i'm hungry!

mmmm steak...

M.D.N.A.

i'm ready for new music from madonna!!!

simple as that.

mr. wrong

omg i lurve dave grohl!

"the music industry needs more people like adele."

WORD!

RHCP postpone tour

hey, anthony keidis...

thanks for breaking your foot!

:(

the baseball test

new musica!

is anybody else EXTREMELY excited that hilary duff is going to release another record?!?! HOOORAYYYYYYY!!!!

happy birthday, universal studios!

we look forward to watching these movies again!

...and again!

...and again!

abbey road meets charlie brown

the simpsons want YOU

...to help them break the world record!

ouch, baby!

i took the brave first step and did yoga for the very first time yesterday! now i understand the hype! i feel good, i feel soar... and i can't wait to do it again!

oH yoga to the people, thank you :)

Saturday, January 7, 2012

jerry garcia hits the big screen

a new rockdoc about the music icon is coming to theaters spring 2012!

billy crystal hosts the oscars

luda taking over the airport

atlanta airport is getting a mighty big make over- and one of the newest additions will be a chicken-n-beer joint owned by ludacris!

the best face for radio belongs to...

HOWARD STERN! duh.

allman brothers announce residency

allman brothers + beacon theater + 10 shows = music magic.

eat a peach!

hmm....

chaz bono buys a penis.

end scene.

mila kunis for miss dior

what are your resolutions?

...because every single one of these should be on your list, no matter how old you are!

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

living in the 90's

oH, to be young and in love on a teevee show...

the kardashians are plastic

KK, KK, and KK will be turned into a barbie doll!

woof.

is there anything he can't do?

james franco will soon be a published novelist.

holy hotness!

4 days late

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

i spent four glorious nights dancing at madison square garden to the sweet tunes of phish. i hung out with my nearest and dearest friends & family. i celebrated my favorite tiny tot's third birthday.

i am so happy.

i'm ready for everything that the new year has in store for me: hopefully more love than loss, more happy times than sad.

i want to find you. i want you to be mine. i want to fall in love with you. whoever you may be...

i am so ready.