dress like a (disney) princess

now every girl can look like a princess on her wedding day!

my dream come true<3

aaron karo: the rest is history

check out his first stand up gig on comedy central!

free cold stone ice cream!!!!

make a wish today between 5-8PM!

a silver lining in the rainy NYC clouds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

spotted: ridiculousness

saw a girl on the bus wearing sunglasses today.


yup... it's raining with no indication of sun in sight.


watcha hiding? ;)

DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-O!

politics + rock 'n roll = ?

gaga goes fashion

((click the pic!!))

and the 2011 rock and roll hall of fame nominees are...

a bunch of very talented musicians :)

NYC is sexy because...

"you can sleep with as many people as you like, and they won't know each other."

"no matter how hot you are, around the corner there is someone hotter."

"if you can do it here, you can do it anywhere."

"you don't stand out doing crazy things with a date."

"i fall in love while riding the subway nearly every day."

sex survey 101

according to this past sunday's edition of the new york post ...

- 43% said that the walk of shame is the worst part of casual sex. other complaints? not remembering your partner's name (30%), the hangover (20%), and the chafing (6%)
- 40% of staten islanders keep vibrators stashed in their nightstands, while 50% keep condoms there
- 83% trust only their friends to set them up on dates
- when bronx residents have a one-night stand, they prefer their own apartment to that of their conquest by a factor of 3-to-1
- 29% of new yorkers have flirted with a barista in the hopes of getting a free coffee
- 12% of new yorkers say they've swapped partners at least once in the past
- 68% of queens residents say they're answered a late-night booty-call. of those who went through with it, 11% wish they hadn't
- 1 in every 5 queens residents has had sex with a superior at work, but only 1 in 10 has ever swapped partners
- 31% of new yorkers hit the gym just to check out the hot bodies

get ready for it

Trailer

duh!, part 2

whyyyy would i bake the cookies when i could just eat the dough?!

so domestic

i am currently watching re-runs of oprah and doing laundry.

i feel like a domestic housewife.

minus the house.

minus the husband.

siempreviva! live forever!

for one night only

"the exorcist" is coming to a theater near you!

stole my father's headphones

it sucks to be...

lindsay lohan edition.

crazy bitch was just sent back to jail for doing drugs... after she was told that she would get sent back to jail if she failed her drug test.

what?!

ewwwww!

SPOTTED: an anonymous person leaving LTB's women's bathroom without washing her hands.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

admitting the obvious, part 1

i want a smart phone :(

wanted: a friend

who wants to play next saturday?! i gots extra tix to see the XX in NYC next saturday night.

it's about time!

this year marked the first ever plus-sized fashion show at new york fashion week.

fashion for everybody, big and small! :)

to broadway they go!

newsies hits broadway... HOORAY!!!

boardwalk empire in review

so last night i finallyyyy got to watch that which is boardwalk empire and i must say... not bad, not bad!

there were a few scenes that i couldn't get behind (read: premie babies on display?) but as a concept, i really dig it. i'm excited for the upcoming season and am not suprirsed that after just one episode, it's been renewed for a second season.

bravo, hbo... brava.

friday morning musica

can't stop listening to: sister sparrow & the dirty birds.

tryin' to make it real....

look at me!

i love being the only person on the bus wearing sunglasses. especially when it's not sunny, and especially because they're red. kinda makes me stand out like... a chick wearing red sunglasses?

new years eve 2011

free carvel !!!

'twas just brought to my attention that there is a new swiss miss hot chocolate ice cream flavor. and 'twas also just brought to my attention... that carvel is giving some away today!!!

UPDATE: the carvel in the port authority did not participate. bah humbug :(

wake up!

lil kim for your AM commute

happy hump day!

feeling: disappointed

and i thought it went well...

money!

dear penny arcade,

thank you for taking my coins and making them paper. i am now $57 actual, physical US dollars richer.

xoxo, lak

happy first day of fall!

that is all =)

question: what am i doing?

answer: not sleeping :(

HELP!

friends, please find me a link to watch season 2, episode 1 of the league!

please?!?!?!

zach deputy in review

so last night i broke fast with my family and then headed over to nyc for some zach deputy booze cruise action... and it was phenomenal!

the boat probably had about 200 people aboard, five of us in the crew i was rolling with. it sold out and some of our other friends couldn't come with... buzzkill!

there was a dance floor and i was DANCING! eventually i forgot that i was on a boat, which was cool... and then i saw lady liberty and man oh man i was so happy to be alive.

what a late night. what a great life.

finally... a haircut

tonight... we dance!

lady gaga + meat = controversy

i know i'm late to the party but this bitch is ridiculous...

the wall tour in pictures

thanks rolling stone, as per usual...

giants > jets

New Meadowlands Stadium Change Over Time-Lapse from on Vimeo.

the language of pop culture

greetings from jail

tonight's agenda

- true blood
- mad men
- gossip girl
- 90210
- one tree hill
- oprah
- oprah
- oprah
- oprah
- oprah

...sweet life. happy fasting!

a very naked jersey shore

guess who's posing for playboy?!

ugh. woof!

i'm still here

hi friends! it's been a very busy week filled with laughter and tears but i am still HERE!

... and better than ever ;)

random late night / early morning thought

everything happens for a reason.


cliche, i know... but let's hope this works out well :)

sunday funday w robert randolph

love. love. LOVE!

quote of the day

"i don't want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous," he says. "if we're naked in the scene, then i'm naked. i've always been that way."

never forget.

the beginning of the end

legal?

yup. you heard me right. this moonshine is legal! (i think?)

i think i'm ready....

so the original purpose of this blog was so that i could speak my mind. talk about whatever i wanted to, relating - or not relating! - to anything in the entire world...

so i was thinking: why don't i really write? about what i'm really thinking? because, let's be honest: for the past few days i have been really fuckin' sad. so let's write about it. i'm not scared. maybe it doesn't make sense and maybe it is ridiculous and maybe (gasp!) someone will actually read this. but this is my life. and you are sitting there, reading my personality.

i guess that's the point?




fuck it. i'm scared.

random tuesday night thought...

i can't believe i left... :(

on the radioooooo

my dad. LIVE! right now. right here. talking about this.

jerk it!

"ok. you asked the question. [pause] i spend a fair amount of time alone, especially when i travel maybe to something like this or for work or whatever, but i’m in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. and i don’t mind it because i have a lot of stuff to do on my own. i have a lot of reading to do for school or whatever. [pause, laughs] you asked! so, when i’m alone, i do masturbate a lot. i don’t know why. it’s like you have those days where it’s just like, i have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you’re just like, ok, i’m going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that… i tend to have a four- or five-time day."

- james franco, on his masturbation tendencies, to the hollywood reporter. via perezhilton.com

lady gaga's artistic genius

feeling: defeated

my heart is broken.

ping.

apple announces a social networking site for musica!

all about snookie

25 things we didn't know = 25 things we know we don't care about

mad men is bad for your health?

that's the rumor!

new music from stevie nicks!!!

the lovely and talented front woman of fleetwood mac is said to release her seventh studio album! when? who knows... but this is fantastic news!!!

bad idea! bad idea! bad idea!

i lurves me some bill & ted (PLEASE TELL ME YOU REMEMBER BILL AND TED?!?!) but i find there is no need for a thid installment!!!

wax-tastic!

lady gaga will become part of madame tussaud's wax museum worldwide!

each location will feature a different gagalicious look.

who's excited?! who's intrigued?!

i am! i am!

jealous, jealous again...

you can now get your netflix on your iTouch or iPhone!

i still have a dinosaur phone. and a 2nd generation ipod that i can't even find a case that fits.

::sigh::

my dad & the new york knicks

check out papa kauf's scrapbook on the official new york knicks website!

nicely done, dad :)

drugs, drugs, drugs

dear T.I.

you are dumb.

xoxo- lak

controversy: defined

mad men + bh90210 = lurve

have you ever seen a greater comparison?!

ugh- simply brilliant!

why?

phones aren't working.

e-mail is borderline working.

internet is barely working.

happy workday!

phish gives back

with digital downloads!

room for one more?

HAPPY 90210 DAY!!!!!

this day has taken a lifetime to arrive- but it is here! and new york city is celebrating!!!

good morning, mr. breakfast!

happy september!

dear september-

thank you for showing face. i am looking forward to cooler weather, a new pair of boots, and for my friends to stay local on weekends.

xoxo
lak

why am i awake?

i have noooo idea :(